Hey! You!

Hey look, it’s a non-reblog post! But I have important news! Myself and my bff Claire have started a blog that mocks the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy and you should all follow it. I promise that we’ll make you laugh!. failinginfiftyshades.tumblr.com for all your badly written porn and romance needs.

  • Peeta: She has no idea. The effect she can have.
  • Katniss:
  • Peeta: Everyone else in the room can see it, Katniss.
  • Katniss: Oh god.
  • Peeta: Everyone else but you.
  • Katniss: Please don't.
  • Peeta: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
  • Katniss: Are you kidding me.
  • Peeta: THE WAY THAT YOU BRAID YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED
  • Katniss: I'm begging you.
  • Peeta: AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL, YOU DON'T KNOW OH OH OH!
  • Katniss: Where's my bow.
  • Peeta: YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

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